![]() One good waxing and she would no longer look like Quint from Jaws and that seemed like a fair trade-off to me.Īnyhoots, I took a seat like a good little lemming and began to peruse the magazine selection. That’s what happens when you forget to moisturize for too long and cease taking care of yourself. Sometimes life just happens, one day you’re a beauty queen with legs that stretch right up to your appetite and, the next, you’ve enough hard skin on your heels to graft an extra limb and your breasts, once perky and voluptuous, now resemble a pair of Dachshund’s ears and slap frequently against your love handles. She couldn’t have been any older than fifty and it appeared that she had simply let herself go a little. It wasn’t as if she was particularly repugnant or, at least, nothing that a little eye liner and an ironing board wouldn’t remedy. I often pondered why she hadn’t invested in a dash of electrolysis to cure her affliction. ![]() The doctor will call you in shortly” she mumbled, words barely scaling her burly nostril growler. However, needs must, and I was determined to suss out these sudden alterations to my regular routine so I took a seat in the waiting room and waited for the desk clerk to call me in. Ordinarily I consider myself a creature of habit and, if there’s one thing that grinds my ghoulies, it’s some sanctimonious stranger with no clue as to my medical history thinking he knows best. Honappa Choudrey, had been struck off for not wearing protective gloves during a routine rectal examination. The surgery had undergone something of a change in personnel and a new locum had been drafted in after my regular physician, Dr. I expected nothing less than a clean bill of health and to be sent packing with a lollipop and a smile but, what I hadn’t been expectant of, was that my whole life would be thrown into outright chaos and would never be the same again. I have also heard that an apple a day keeps the doctor away but was desperate to disprove this theory so booked an appointment with my local practitioner with the aim of deciphering this conundrum. Granted, they may be crammed with nutrients and contribute to a lustrous pelt and well-rounded stools but they taste like chalk once the initial bite has passed and there’s nothing less appealing than a mouthful of flavorless mush. I never partake in the consumption of fruit, it’s years since I last bit into an apple and ordinarily I avoid these natural fuels like the plague. My breakfast cereal didn’t hold the same appeal that it normally did and instead I had a strange craving for apples and other forest fruit. ![]() It wasn’t until my third spoonful of morning Cheerios that I suddenly couldn’t shake the feeling that I was living a lie. I woke up this morning in much the same manner as I have every morning for the past forty years weary, aching and hungry. ![]() We’re convinced we have it all sewn up, after all, who else could possibly know us better than ourselves right? Then, one visit to the GP later, and your whole world can be thrown into total disarray. ![]() Then, out of nowhere whatsoever, a nagging doubt can begin to sneak in and make us question everything we think we believe in. On the outside everything my well appear fine and dandy, life could be treating you kindly with no cause for concern. There comes a time in every man’s life when he must accept that he may not be the person he thought he was. ![]()
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